Surfing for Englishmen

kingcheddarxvii:

What are you doin there, Cap

You okay 

higher-elevation:

icephalopod:

valkdeombras:

idiot-to-your-poetry:

For those too lazy to go back in his archives, here’s the short of his story -

Basically, he was taking a walk, something that appears to very habitual. On the way to his destination, he had to walk by a girl’s house that, apparently, he was once involved with. She called out to him. Him, being a respectful young MAN, stopped and listened.

This woman asked him to PROVE he was a man. I can only assume that means by showing her his ‘anatomically correct’ genitalia. He obviously refused, and tried to continue on to his destination.

The next moment is chaos.

Her boyfriend grabbed the back of his shirt, to make James face him. He screamed the same question the woman asked earlier. Bigoted slurs are soon flung in his direction (“faggot!”) and, of course - as many people would under such pressure -he started crying. The boyfriend now HITS him.

HITS HIM AND LAUGHS IN HIS FACE. James confessed he didn’t want to call the cops in this situation. I can’t say I blame him, for entirely different reasons.

He will not be recognized as JAMES. He will be recognized as some brutal, conniving lesbian in the police’s eyes. Let me ask you this, America - and tumblr -

Jamey Rodemeyer received national attention after his death. Lady Gaga dedicated a concert to him. If a transkid committed suicide, would it even make HEADLINES? Would they be recognized by their trans* status, or would people chalk it up to - ‘She was a lesbian’?

i just found out about this around 10 o clock

bigoted douchebags

and you know what, he’d be regocnized as a lesbian

because in society’s eyes, being trans is a load of bullshit »

This is terrible. I hate people, I really do.

Oh my fucking god. 

puppyluver43:

toe11:

puppyluver43:

You should call your grandparents just to say hi it would make their day

my grandparents are dead

Yeah.

Yeah today was great till I got home.

Bluh. 

thelilnan:

lettiebobettie:

I don’t think it’s really spoilery, but just in case for the last panel, I will just throw this out there so you can’t get mad at me if you think it’s spoilery ; )

Just a doodle idek

omg clint

If the Avengers Initiative was honest
Tony Stark: Let's do a head count.
Tony Stark: There's yours truly, hot sauce with a heart condition.
Tony Stark: There's a green guy who flirts with me.
Tony Stark: A pissy patriot in tights whom Daddy liked best.
Tony Stark: A ginger bitch.
Tony Stark: Katniss Everdeen.
Tony Stark: L'Oreal with a mallet.
Tony Stark: All taking orders from a one-eyed guy with snakes on his plane...
Tony Stark: To go against you, a tall drink of water who's made a deal with the devil and has an unlimited power source.
Tony Stark: Damn.
Tony Stark: I need to talk to some Scotch about this.